Thursday 20 June 2013

Cyber Wars Episode 1 The Idiots Menace

A Long Time Ago in an IP address far far away...

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What I really wanted to talk about was the wars that go on and on over the internet. And WHY? How the hell should I know, I'm no freaking genius and if you thought you would an answer here then you're just as big a retard as I am. Just think all the people except you are pathetic and that's why they get into these fights. Of course you're no saint yourself because I know that everyone but me is pathetic and gets into these stupid little fights. Now I'll be more than happy to fight with you on that in the comments section, on twitter on Facebook, GTalk or if you want old school, Y!Messenger and give you a spanking the whole cyberspace will watch and shame you into logging off forever.

But getting back there are several types of wars being fought out on the Internet and nothing makes me happier than to sit back with a bag of popcorn, some cola and read each and every single one of those comments on topic which can be as big as 2000+ because I don't have much to do these days anyway and isn't that a bit sad. (Hmmmm: Note to self - DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL WITH LIFE, BE MORE PRODUCTIVE, STUDY MORE, DOWNLOAD ASIAN PORNOGRAPHY).

So for instance I want to talk about  a particular group of people who will always try to prove you wrong and another group who'll stalk you everywhere, Facebook, twitter whereever the hell you are. Just one post and there comment and likes and replies and retweets don't end. These are the so called idiots of cyberspace. These are probably the biggest entertainers of them all. These people either have ego issues or were born from a frustrated sperm so to speak. You try to avoid them you think you're safe and ...............

 .....yes that's you just a split second away from your brain being turned into a gooey slush. The exact feeling you'll get if you've had an encounter with the idiots of cyberspace.

Then the one who'll try to prove you wrong. This lot are the judge, jury and executioner of the internet. You have an opinion on a particular subject, not good enough if they get in your way. Before you know it you'll be fighting it out because they make it an ego issue. You'll be called a sissy bitch a moron and to think of what your mother will be called if you stop commenting. Even if you do get proof they'll make an excuse to make sure you're wrong. Give them a chance and you'll have sleepless nights for days weeks and months and you'll end worrying yourself to death.

So what is the solution? Hmmmmmmmmmm. I should've figured that out before I wrote this. No... wait........it's coming yes almost out................... sorry that wasn't the solution but just that I had to poop. So tough luck there, I'm not a genius but I can tell you this much that to deal with an idiot become one but don't stay that way or better yet swallow your pride when you're being proved wrong and make sure you don't interact with that person, and block the stalkers. That's more than enough help from me. I'll consider this as my good deed of the year.
That's it for now you can stop reading
I SAID STOP READING, THERE'S NOTHING MORE DOWN THERE
THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING REMEMBER MY CAPS LOCK IS ON SO I AM PRETTY SERIOUS
OF COURSE WHY WOULD YOU LISTEN?
OKAY GO AHEAD BUT DON'T BLAME ME
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